It's Amazon's World---But Do You Want to Live There?

It’s 5:30 p.m. on a Saturday and I’m on Day Six of my Amazon diet. An Amazon diet is when you use as many products and services from Amazon as possible and live in an apartment that looks like what would happen if Jeff Bezos’s brain threw up.

I’m getting a haircut, thinking it’s a mini-break because Amazon can’t cut my hair yet. George, my stylist, is placing rollers in my hair and raving about how they’re the best rollers ever. His friend brought them from London. Rollers from London! How chic! Except, it turns out, the friend...